As most of you may know, I have a huge movie buff. We’re talking human form of iMDB here. It’s kind of a problem. That being said, awards season is my favorite season of all! Now that we are wrapping up the minor leagues (I’m looking at you People/Critics Choice Awards, SAG and Golden Globes) it’s time for the major leagues: The Academy Awards. I’m a complete film snob with super strong opinions regarding who should have been nominated and who should subsequently win, so I figured I would share my thoughts and predictions with you all! I won’t bore you with my predictions for things like foreign film and film editing, because, let’s be serious: I know nothing about film editing and I don’t want to sound like a moron. Plus, I would rant and rave for hours so I will stick to the most important categories. But who knows, maybe some of you might agree with my predictions!
The nominees for this category are so predictable, which is no surprise given Oscars’ history. Nominations are totally political and often don’t necessary reflect the actual quality of the film which is beyond infuriating…but I digress. Despite some heavy hitters in this category, there are only a few nominees that stand a legitimate chance. The Screen Actor Guild Awards and Golden Globes are very good at predicting who will take home the Oscar, in which case I should be inclined to say American Hustle will end up victorious…but that makes me mad. I have to be honest, I really did not love American Hustle. I’m all about David O. Russell and the same cast of actors he always uses (Lawrence, Adams, Bale and Cooper), but this one just didn’t do it for me. I would be inclined to say Gravity, but I’m a big believer in that if you don’t have someone nominated for Best Actor and Best Actress from the same movie, you probably won’t win. That being said, as much as I hate to admit it, American Hustle will take home the night’s top honor.
First of all, let me just say how appalled I am that Tom Hanks did not receive a nomination for Saving Mr. Banks or for Captain Phillips. I was devastated. However, even if he had received a nomination, I’m not sure that Hanks would have even taken the award home: this honor belongs to Matthew McConaughey for Dallas Buyers Club.
If Amy Adams wins, I will throw the biggest hissy fit of my life. She was terrible in American Hustle. There, I said it. Sorry Amy Adams but you never would have conned me with that horrific British accent you clumsily utilized throughout the movie. Atrocious. I think this one will be going to Cate Blanchett for Blue Jasmine, which if it means Adams doesn’t get another award, then it is a-okay by me.
Best Supporting Actor:
I would love to see newcomer Barkhad Abdi from Captain Phillips take it home, but unfortunately, I know he won’t. Instead, I think it is inevitable that Jared Leto of Dallas Buyers Club will be the winner, which is wholeheartedly deserved.
Best Supporting Actress:
JLaw, I love you, but you don’t deserve another Oscar this year. Someone had to say it. Yes, you were fabulous in American Hustle, and probably worthy of the nomination, but not worthy of the win. The Oscar will go to Lupita Nyong’o of 12 Years a Slave.
This one is a toss up, full of some seriously heavy hitters. Scorcese, McQueen and Russell? Come on. Ultimately, however, I think that it will go to Alfonso Cuaron for the wonderfully different and unique Gravity.